Friday, January 27, 2006

Slow and Steady

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.

They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.

It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment.

They expect you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it.

You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering)

You're both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.
Maybe you'll find a cure for cancer - or develop the latest underground drug.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Lemme think now.....

It would be a tough task to come up with the exact answer(yeah,most of the times it happens with me that I dont know what exactly i want :P) but let me give it a try.

Seven things I want to do in my life

-Earn fame.
-Trigger a revolution.
-I want to visit all the beautiful beaches, hill stations and grasslands of the world.
-I want to make my kids believe that their daddy is a magician who can make just everything possible. :)
-I want to direct atleast 3 classic movies.
-I want to live all alone in an island for a week.
-I want to invent,discover,explore and create things.

Seven things I can do:

-can convince you for anything
-can make great plans
-can make you feel better
-can write poems
-can talk about irrelevant things
-can help you
-can sit in front of my comp continuously for 18hrs

Seven things I say the most:

-hai na?
-haa to
-hmmmm
-sun na
-boliye..
-pata hai..
-arre..

Seven things I can't do:
-can't bath daily
-can't keep my comp off for more than 2 hrs when I use to be in my room
-can't stop daydreaming..:P
-can't stop teasing my friends
-can't sleep for more than 10 hrs
-can't keep fasting
-can't keep my cellfone switched off

Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex:

-figure
-costumes
-cute face
-voice
-***** :P
-easy to be fooled :P (my sweetie is an exception :P )
-different priorities and lifestyle

Seven celebrity crushes:

-Madonna
-Cleopatra
-Angelina Jolie
-Catherine Zeta Jones
-Cindy Crawford
-Katrina Kaif
-Salma Hayek

Monday, January 23, 2006

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Lazy Mathematician.

Where You Lived: Ontario.

How You Died: Consumption.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Lalan Pandey

Ladies and Gentleman,here is my latest composition:
Lalan Pandey!!!!

lalan pandey

aree! sutal rehle lalan pandey
odh ke rajai
neend khulal ta bhak de bol lan
hamaar number kab aayee??

arre dus-dus lakh ke job lagal ba
sabke job mila ta
ee mausam me jobless baani
humra khub khalata

arre teen se niche me kaam na chali
(samjha taada nu teen lakh ke baat kara taani)
arre teen se niche me kaam na chali
badh goyil ba mahangayi
neend khulal ta bhak de bol lan
hamaar number kab aayi??
hamaar number kab aayi??
hamaar number kab aayi??

aaho.. chup raha..chup raha..
lalan aawaata....
sun li marde.. chup raha..
aa goyil lalan....

Phatal padal ba humra ehwa
aa tu gaana gaawa taada?
khaali majaak udawe laa tu
bad dusht tu baada

arre job na mili ta
ham maar jaayeeb
toot jaayi hamaar sagai
aee bhagwan ab tu hi bataawa
haamaar number kab aayi?

bhak marde.. roye se kaam chali?
chup ho ja.. job mili..
kaaho gajodhar job mili nu lalan pandey ke?
haa ho ram khilawan ekdum mili
ee baar 200% placement hoyi...
IIT Ba....IIT



And for listening to this song or English translation, contact me :)